** HOW TO GET A GIRL TO LIKE YOU ***

Please excuse my pathetic lameness, but I'm so fucken bored.  So here goes.

The following ways of getting a girl:
        a) Being Rich
        b) Good lookin'
        c) Buying a hooker
        d) Turn off the computer system and GO OUT!!!  Yes!! To the public!!!

The folowing ways of NOT getting a girl: 
        a) Being poor [Me!!]
        b) Being ugly (Fabio) [Yeah! He thinks!]
        c) Forgetting to buy a or a bunch of hooker or hookers!!  Nelson? 
        d) Getting nailed like Pantera (J/K) =) Scott!! [I'm dead]
        e) Playing DOOM all day!!  Galen Torg?
        f) Not listening to what your parents have to say!! Wombat?

Fatal Attraction:
        Don't let it happen to you!! You get fucked around the block.  In
        a real shitty way!!!

Obsession:
        Don't try it, or else you'll get your ass kicked!!

Nuthin' else! Have fun!!!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The author cannot be liable for any of your stupid things if
        ya take this seriously....But have fun anyways.....cya l8r! 
        And read da LITS.....

                                                /ur/ oF >ath
                                                    RAiD '94

