Here's somethin' that was recently made up by someone...can't remember.

A N A R C H Y    F I L E ! ! !

Lamer Answering machine jokes

I can't come to the phone right now,
because I am down in the basement printing up a fresh new bunch of $20.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handy work,
please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the
tone.  If you are from the department of the treasury, then please ignore
this message.  <Beep>

Credited to <Wombat> Anarchy d00d


