Fab One is currently seeking for long-term relationhship... 

She must meet these qualifications :

- Must be 5'7" or less
- Must be 115lbs or less
- Must be sensitive to certain extent
- Must be good looking
- Must have curves where girls are supposed to have curves
- Must be honest
- Must be huggable
- Must look good on uniform
- Sometimes her eyebrowns are connected and it looks neat
- Must be tough enough to protect me from any danger
- Must like Sarah Maclachlan (did I spell this right? argh)
- Must have call alert (what the heck is this? =8)

Actually if you meet 10 of these 12 qualifications then call me right away.

You'd probably have my number.. or find out. 
