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[A[30C[0;33m[1;31m  [0;33m[1;31;43m[40m[47m۲[40m [33m
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[A[52C
[A[79C[0m [1;30m
   [37mjune 9th, 1995[6C[30m[[0mAuthor: [1mG-Man[30m]
[37m   [0m

   [1myou might be asking yourself, "why did it take so long for them t
[A[68Co put the
   pack out?"  we're not going to answer it.  that's just the way gman g
[A[72Cets
   things done.

   okdokie...  please dont read fallasle.ep!, it's too long and strung o
[A[72Cut..
   please DO look at all the fresh vga that was put out this month..  un
[A[72Ccle
   fester has talent beYOND what i imagined.  reggie did a pretty decent
[A[72C two
   also.  ( of course the one he did of goofy needs work though.. )

   i myself went for a little bit of a picasso image..

   uhm.. headlines..  not much, we dont get out of our caves very much.

   i visited with the arilou the other day, and got them riled up on eri
[A[72Cc's
   parents and grandparents..  they told me not to worry, that they'd ta
[A[72Cke
   care of the situation.

   the biggest news that i want to talk about is my getting on the web.
   the web is going to be our savior!  the web is all and everything tha
[A[72Ct has
   and will be for yesterday, today and tommorow, young, old, dead..
   and i'm going to ( along with a certain philipino.. ), make a page of
[A[72C my
   own.  so be sure to dust off netscape and turn that soundblaster up, 
[A[72Cand
   be listening for the address. ( we dont have it going as of this rele
[A[72Case,
   so give us 6 or so months.. dont worry. )

   i talked with timelord the other day..  he mentioned something about
   needing to get a job to buy new underwear.. something about a wet sti
[A[72Cnky
   accident at school.. dunno.

   twitch is actually cool.

   i said bye bye to ice this month to grab the affil here at mad.  if y
[A[72Cou're
   halfway cool, you'll do so too.

   the girl's bathroom at the galleria is simply unbelievable.. go in it
   sometime..  no wonder girls spend so much time in the bathroom.

   after all the fucking shit i've seen people go through this month wit
[A[72Ch
   their parents, i'm glad that i dont have any.

   gman's car is going to be fixed 100% one day.  but it'll take all the
[A[72C help
   he can get from the arilou.

   roses are red
   violets are blue
   my piss is green
   and contains micro traces of marijuana..

   that reminds me..  i need to stop smoking dope long enough to go get 
[A[72Ca job.

   we welcome ashram & dreamweaver to mad this month ( i think ).
   ashram is nothing but a big lupin wannabe, and dreamweaver simply kic
[A[72Cks
   ass..

   somebody ripp'd off poor little uncle fiesta's font, so everyone chec
[A[72Ck out
   ripped!!.mad to see for yourself.

   i'm also sad to see all these loosers graduating when i should have b
[A[72Ceen
   graduating too..   you all suck.

   recents events mad loosers have bonded over: showed a cop how stupid 
[A[72Che was,
[A[79C[0m [1mstole a cow, went back and stole the legs that went wit
[A[55Ch the cow, kidnapped a
virgin girl, visited the arilou, jumped on a trampoline, let the cow and
[A[72C the
girl have fun on the trampoline, drank really sick coffee, got chased by
[A[72C the
police, got chased by ecstranged moms, got away from ecstranged moms, go
[A[72Ct found
[A[79C[0m [1magain by ecstranged moms, got cornered by ecstranged mo
[A[55Cms, shot the ecstranged
mom, visited houston's c.o. for mabell, got locked out of houstons c.o. 
[A[72Cfor ma
bell, visited the fucking biggest krogers i have ever seen in my life, d
[A[72Crank
some bottled Hakeem 2 Olaiuackackwon sweat, pissed gman off by smoking a
[A[72Cll the
weed before he got there, toured the 2nd and 4th wards at 2 am in the mo
[A[72Crning,
ripped off some really nice 6x9's, play "one outta 20" ( sox's favorite 
[A[72Cgame ),
[A[79C[0m [1mwe hit that #20, borrowed everything we could from regg
[A[55Cie, tag'd some local
street areas, discovered nick's long lost ( and hidden ) fear of snakes,
[A[72C bought
[A[79C[0m [1ma issue of "Barely Legal", drove "g'zii" in 02:00.80, r
[A[55Ceconfig'd everything on
eph pee pee's harddrive ( for better or worse ), flirted with other peop
[A[72Cle's
sisters, visited www.gatech.edu, visited www.playboy.com, went through 2
[A[72C0 more
squeaky 800#'s, nick let g drive, g almost wrecked, reggie never shuts u
[A[72Cp, and
that's why g almost wrecked, g got his car outta the shop, g drop'd the 
[A[72Clinkage
[A[79C[0m [1mfrom his transmission to the shifter, g put his car int
[A[55Co the shop, we almost
got mugged in the parking of the galleria, we toured the roof of the gal
[A[72Cleria,
are you still reading all this bullshit?

   welp.. that's all for this month.

   gman /. elge@free.org

[30m
[A[67C
[A[79C
   [37mjune 9th, 1995[6C[30m[[0mAuthor: [1mSub-ZeroX[30m]
[37m   [0m

Hello!  :)
Erm.
Uh.
This is an art pack.
Yeap.
Uh.  Im the founder, that means I started this stuff up. 
Im going to write ALOT.  Mainly, so we can try to beat the newsletter in
[A[72C the
motion pack.  I hope you can bear it, because it's going to be a pain in
[A[72C the
ass writing it.  I mean, first off, Talking is no problem, but writing..
[A[72C that
get's kinda borring, typing and all that, hitting keys, and making click
[A[72Cing
sounds.  I would also like to point out that you can not mispell the spo
[A[72Cken
word.  "Chicken" is still "Chicken" even when in your mind you're spelli
[A[72Cng it
wrong but as long as it sounds right.. it's ok.  I hope that helps you o
[A[72Cut.

[33m     [37mAnyways, I would like to welcome all the New people to MA
[A[62CD, mainly the
DPS people that joined up.  K-Spiff did an ansi, im not sure if he wante
[A[72Cd to 
join tho.  G-Man joined if you haven't figured that out yet.  I joined a
[A[72C long
time ago, and i never gave myself a greet for joining my own art group s
[A[72Co, here
[A[79C it is.  Greet goes out to Sub-ZeroX, you cool guy you.....  Why
[A[63C is the pack so
late?  "aj Fwiefw. *grin*.  I bet you're reading this news letter to fin
[A[72Cd out
what's new this month, so I guess I'll tell you.  Doomsday has temporara
[A[72Cly
droped the scene because he went on a cruise with his friends the Arilou
[A[72C. 
He's estimated to be back in about a month.  Dreamweaver, Ashram, Deathr
[A[72Cai
joined MAD.  Speaking of which, Deathrai's ansis rock.  We here at MAD g
[A[72Cive
him the "Rookie Of the Month" award.  Ashram is actualy Lupin in disguis
[A[72Ce.
I would like to take this time to tell Dreamweaver that he cut the best 
[A[72Cpart
of that chick off.. [DW-FRI.MAD]  I would like to give a big Fuck you, t
[A[72Co the
people that hang on #ansi and aren't artists..  All they do is.. "Hmm, T
[A[72CG did
realy good this month, I think he could have done better on the shading,
[A[72C  I 
like the way he used his combination of F5 and F6 to give it that textur
[A[72Ced look
[A[79C.and so on."  That's about as interesting as watching golf and s
[A[63Caying that his
swing could have been a bit more centered but you realy like the way the
[A[72C ball
hit the ground and rolled just a bit to the left onto the green. (No off
[A[72Cence 
Nick...)  Speaking of offence, we're going to have a big party on Doomsd
[A[72Cay's
front yard, hopefully he won't call us mean names and say that we just g
[A[72Cet
him in trouble, and "Never take anything seriously."  We love you Doomsd
[A[72Cay!!!

Twitch is actualy normal.
(weird huh?)

OH, I almost forgot! COUGAR did a VGA this month! My goodness gracious. 
[A[72C It's
pretty cool.  Check it out.

I have 2 386/16 (SX) mother boards if anyone wants them.  

     We're going to have a big party   [censored]   soon, if you're inte
[A[72Crested
join #MAD, BYOEverything.  Why is it BYOE?  Because we're poor, so deal 
[A[72Cwith it
[A[79C.The main attraction will be the Pool and the putting greens.  S
[A[63Ctay tuned for
more info.  Actualy if we could get everyone in DPS, and MAD in the Same
[A[72C PLACE
it would be worth while.  I still need to meet Uf, Tile-X, and Mep*.*.  
We give a group Hug to Shadow Sorcerer for doing us some nifty fonts thi
[A[72Cs 
month.  

     By the way, everyone Realy needs to check out the Women's restroom 
[A[72Cin the
Galleria.  Why the hell don't they make the Men's restroom like that?  I
[A[72C think
that they're being uhm, what is that word.. not Racial, but damn, oh wel
[A[72Cl, 
you figure it out.  I don't have time to think right now.

     Oh, you all owe me a big greet, I Reggie the great one, Graduated f
[A[72Crom 
Lee High School, May 25, 1995.  #313 out of 386.  I hold the record for
graduating with the most consecutive flat 70's in the History of Lee Hig
[A[72Ch.
I rock.  I want to tell everyone out there NOT to take school seriously,
because it is just a waste of time,  Getting a diploma does not guaretee
[A[72C a
job (I know i spelled it wrong, but im to lazy to fix it).  High School 
[A[72Cis
just a shitload of brainwash, and that's why Smart people, (like me) don
[A[72C't
do shit, and have fun instead.  Wooo Woo! In otherwords, you only have 4
[A[72C 
years in there, so make the best of it.  "Life is a sport, drink it up."
(oooo, lame gatorade slogan!).  Damn, only 173 lines, and Im aiming for 
[A[72C500
how will i ever make it.  I KNOW!!  It is time for the Spectacular, Sub-
[A[72CZeroX
Elite Kill your Momma with a Techron Sign greets!

     Woo WOO WOO!!!!!  Guess what kiddo's? (What Mr. ZeroX?) It's that t
[A[72Cime 
for the super special "Sub-ZeroX Greets!". (Yea, *clap* *clap*).  The
first greet goes out to Uncle Fester, Because I gave him a realy crappy 
[A[72Cgreet
last time and so I'll give him an "OK" one now.  anyways, Uncle Fester g
[A[72Cets
a Super Duper If you're Happy and You know it Clap your hands Underwater
[A[72C greet.
[A[79C (Ta-dow big babby!) Twitch gets a "I have a cool cat that drink
[A[63Cs with its hands
[A[79C greet".  G-Man get's a StealthMode 90Mph, Hit the Curb run over
[A[63C a Gangster G
Money werd Dog Down 610 to I-10 Loop under the over pss greet.  Dark Ven
[A[72Cgence
tripple back flip take a turn at 200Mph run from your momma jump out bac
[A[72Ckflip
tripple summer sault karate pool vacum greet.  Reptile gets a greet. (ah
[A[72Cahah)
what did you expect?  Wait, He's not called Reptile anymore, he's Now..
(drumroll) Reptile-X, Tile-X for short.  So he gets a big greet for that
[A[72C..
Reptile-X gets a greet for removing Soap Scum from bathroom walls all ov
[A[72Cer the
world.  Sub-ZeroX gets a greet, He never gets a greet for some reason, s
[A[72Co
Sub, You get a Super Kawasaki Jet Ski Turn Table DJ-X, Mike Tyson Puncho
[A[72Cut,
Upper Cut, Second attack and Enhanced Damage greet.  Shadow Sorcerer get
[A[72Cs a
super duper special elite spread the squeeky number all over the world g
[A[72Creet.
*hehe*  Deathrai gets a wo wo wo wo wo what can i do super centrum plus 
[A[72Cone
a day vitamin nortin disk 1 New Order Republican greet.  Mephitopeles?  
[A[72Cwho's
that?  Oh, its that one dude who leaves senior staff and then joins up a
[A[72Cgain.
Well, Mep gets the You won't pay alot for this muffler spin kick, double
[A[72C jab
break dance, in the house, dans la maison greet.  Bozack gets a Im a mod
[A[72Cem
gangster greet.  Psylark gets a tripple dip ice cream cone half gainer g
[A[72Creet.
Doomsday gets a goo away you lamers i can't sneak out my window right no
[A[72Cw greet
[A[79C.Sabotage gets a WWF world wrestling Assoc. Greet.  Dreamweaver 
[A[63Cgets a super
duper sether beaver Kill yo momma with a kitchen cleaver greet.  Psi-Sta
[A[72Clker
gets a Mega missile dodge you in Descent greet.  I get another greet bec
[A[72Cause
im too cool..  DPS gets a we do a magazine but we don't talk about MAD e
[A[72Cnough
greet.  My chia-pet gets a im dying and turning brown for some reason gr
[A[72Ceet.
The Snapple company gets a super click click click click click click cli
[A[72Cck
click click click click click greet.  Tinker that K-Razzzy cat get's a.D
[A[72Crink
water from a cup with the paws super guzzle gatorade Hakeem H20 AlijuSpe
[A[72Cllrong
greet.  Adam's mom gets a I don't like those kids in my house greet.  Ka
[A[72Crla
gets a super duper jump in a car with 20 other people greet.  I get anot
[A[72Cher
greet because Im better than you, and because im writing this news lette
[A[72Cr.
Flashpoint gets a lets rip off this here Jack in The Box sign greet. (Ch
[A[72Ceck
it out).  Did I give Twitch a greet already? I dunno, Oh well, here goes
[A[72C..
Twitch gets secondary sun burn in the air/heart burn KMFDM we don't like
[A[72C dem
white folk greet. Lm-DPS gets a greet because Im not sure if he joined M
[A[72CAD yet.
[A[79C gasp. Only 216 Lines?  geez. I have to do better.

    MAD Presents.. 90% of the Lyrics to "Total Eclipse of The Heart." wo
[A[72Cop!

(Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit Lonely and you never
[A[72C come
around. (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of lis
[A[72Ctening
to the sound of my teeth. (Turn around) Every now and then I get a littl
[A[72Ce bit
nervous that the best of all the years has gone bye. (Turn around) Every
[A[72C now
and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your ey
[A[72Ces.
(Turn around Bright eyes).

Well more like 20%.. That was pointless. oh well, If you're reading stil
[A[72Cl then
you must truely be bored.  

/me hums "total eclipse of the heart".

Time for SCENE INFORMATION (THUNDER CLAP)
 <sound effects only available through zeroxterm version 1.0b>
 (In dolby where available)
 (In doobie where sold)

  1. Sub-ZeroX the Flounder of MAD graduated with honors (erm almost hon
[A[72Cors).
  2. Reptile is now known as Reptile-X.
  3. Uncle Fester wrote a big text file about his ripped ascii, check it
[A[72C out.
  4. mserv.wizvax.net 4301 [EN] telnet mud.  woop.
  5. I kicked Psi-Stalker's butt at Descent, Want to match Sub-ZeroX?
     E-Mail subzerox@brewich.com
  6. #MAD somewhat revived.
  7. This pack was late.
  8. Stawberry short cake ice cream bars rock.
  9. Need a little excitement? E-Mail snap@into.slim.jim.net
 10. New/Used CD's? Visit your neighbors house while they aren't home.
 11. Go Rockets! Go Rockets! Go Rockets!
 12. 2 Bad Mice.
 13. G-Man / ZeroX web page soon to come.
 14. Squeeky.Free org ever changeing, film at 11.
 15. <This line requires zeroxterm 1.0b or higher>
 16. Tinker the offical Mad cat.
 17. Bang.
 18. To the beat of the drum.
 19. Break it on down.
 20. This is the end of side one.
[C21. Tombstone is the mack daddy.  Just ask Doomsday. (hahahah)
 22. "Philippino" is actualy spelled "Filippino" because we are all elit
[A[72Ce.

                                                 -Sub-ZeroX[1;30m[[0mF
[A[61Clounder[1;30m]


[A[72C
[A[79C
   [37mjune 9th, 1995[6C[30m[[0mAuthor: [1mReptile-X[30m]
[37m   [0m

[33m     I wanted to be original this month, so I'm doing my part of th
[A[67Ce newsletter
[A[79C[37m [33min [1m/[35m<[31m-[37mS[32mp[34mi[36mf[0mf
[A[11C[1;35my [0;33mcolors.. Each paragraph, and new and exciting co
[A[61Clor! [1;32m [0;33mActually,
the only reason I'm doing this is to keep your attention.. [1;37mWAKE U
[A[65CP! [0m*[1;33mSLAP[0m*

[5C[1;32mWell, I bet nobody is still reading since you have already be
[A[66Cen bored to
death by g^man and zerox's babblings, so if you're still reading, you wi
[A[72Cll
receive a fruit of your choice mailed to you through the us postal servi
[A[72Cce.
<They'll do it, stick a stamp & address on a fruit and they'll send it! 
[A[72CTry
it out..  Fruit-Mail your best friend a banana..  Or cucumber, depending
[A[72C on
your friend's sex / sexual preference..

[0m     [1;35mAnyway, on to the MAD stuff..  Well, actually, I need to
[A[61C say nothing about
[A[79C[0m [1;35mMAD, 'cause it's all already been said by g, reg, or
[A[52C flashpoint.. doh..  So 
I'll just talk about something else..
     
     [31mWell, I've officially changed my handle to[36m [37mReptile-X
[A[57C[31m..  Changed mainly
because of the handle conflicts with another [37mReptile [31msomewhere
[A[62C out there on[0m [1;31ma
few spiffy 800 boards I call..[0m [1;31m Call me, [37mTile-X [31mor 
[A[51C[37mTileX [31mfor short.. Just like
the bathroom cleaning stuff.. Scrubbing Bubbles rule..

     [34mAnd our friend [37mUnmal Fiestum [34mgot ripped this month..
[A[57C  Ripped by none other
[A[79C[0m [1;34mthan the guy who drew up the nyquil #2 diz..  I gues
[A[52Cs Nyquil is an alright idea
[A[79C[0m [1;34mfor a group, but it gets kinda' old after a while.. 
[A[52CNoodles(c) will once again
rule irc.. <once we all get internet accounts again>..

     [36mMy internet account has been killed this month..  I was using 
[A[67CICSI.NET in
713..  I tried to login, and couldn't one day, so I said screwit and use
[A[72Cd 
Free.Org for a while, but then the 800# I had died, so I gave ole' ICSI 
[A[72Ca call
voice..  The guy told me he found some pirated software in the dir /tmp/
[A[72Crp
under my name.. 'Well fuck' I thought..  He found Net Chameleon 4.5 and 
[A[72Csome
CD I was gonna' try out.. <I'm not a warez munkey, leave me alone>..  I 
[A[72Cwent
ahead and admitted to it <they have caller id, he would have checked the
[A[72C logs
and found out anywayz>, and he told me the account was terminated.. He w
[A[72Casn't
going to take legal action against me, but he said I can't log back into
[A[72C ICSI
again for another month, at which point I have to pay another startup fe
[A[72Ce..
But fuck them, I just got another 800# from MP on the phone just now, so
I'll be back on the net soon..

[33m_________________________ 
[5;31mD[34mO [33mN[37mO[36mT [0;33mU[35mS[36mE [34mI[36mC
[A[13C[1;32mS[35mI[37m.[30mN[0;35mE[1;33mT [0;31m![36m![32m!
[A[23C[1;37m![0m [1;33m|[4C[0m<------ Did I make my point? (=
[1;33m~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    And back to the newsletter already in progress..

    [0mThis paragraph is dedicated to [1mBOZACK[0m..  That's right, o
[A[60Cur official mad
modem gangsta' / channel protector..  If you ever want to stop by and te
[A[72Cll him 
[A[79C what a good job he's doing at . .  . .. umm.. ..  whatever he d
[A[63Coes <j/k>, check
[A[79C out [1m#MAD[0m..  He's also our official Linux homey.. <along
[A[55C with [1mPSYLARK[0m>..  To
Bozack, you get a s00per-d00per-homey-g-dawg-linux-d00d greet.. And Psyl
[A[72Cark
gets a because-eye-roq-eat-eggs-for-strength-flaming-fireball greet.. 

<Idea of big s00per greets (c)1995 Sub-ZeroX Productions>

     [1;32mWell, I think I've said about all I have to say, and my stuf
[A[65Cfed crust
pizza just arrived, so I'm outta' here..

     [35mUntil next pack, may your ansis be colorful, your women be lar
[A[67Cge-breasted,
[A[79C[0m [1;35mand your cheese cake be cheesy..


[39C[0m   -Reptile-X[1;30m[[0mSuper 31337 SS d00d[1;30m]

[8C[0mOther Greets [1;30m:

[20C  [0m [1;30m[[37môAZ![30m] [0mYou are my hero.  Put up a boa
[A[62Crd.
[22C[1;30m   [0m [1;30m[[37mmP[30m] [0mDvango. ha. ha. ha.
  [24C[1;30m[[37mUf[30m][0m Draw me a good ansi.
  [23C[1;30m[[37mSzX[30m] [0mYou still owe me an ansi. Remember Des
[A[69Ccent? (=
[1m [19C[30m[[37mDeathrai[30m][0m Keep practicing ansi, you rock.
[17C[1;30m[[37mDreamWeaver[30m][0m Dump the pulldowns. (=

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