 A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.  He eats the
sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.  As the panda stands
up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey,  Where are you going?  You just shot
my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich."

 The Panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA.  Look it up!!!"

 The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda:  "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring.  Eats shoots and leaves".
