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            "SPAMFX - you know it, you love it, you eat it."


hey.. what's up? it's us punks here at SpAmFx with another rad intro.
YuP... so far we have released Intros for these boards ::

doorway to insanity   {dti.zip}
tokyo underground     {tokyo.zip}
psychotic reflection  {psy.zip}

and you can get them all by ftping to ns.interactive.net:/ebm/coding/spamfx
many thanks to napalm death for letting us have a directory there..

okay, this turned out pretty swell... the first ansi is by Kamui, and the last
ansi is by pale (thanks again) and that neat ascii header right here was by
the boogeyman (not spamfh :>). that 'lil s3m was by beaner. Umm, all the vga 
is morpheus who also came up with the idea for just about everything you saw 
in that rad demo.. he also wanted me to say that the artwork was based on the
art of Richard Case from Doom patrol which was written by Grant Morrison. 
Look at that pic with the board stats on it.. do you think it's a guy or a 
chick? m0rph syas he drew a chick.. but.. it does not look like a girl, let
us know what it really is if you catch us on irc.. better yet, just /msg m0rph
a skillion times with like "it's not a chick damnit."  i did the programming 
and actually thought of a few additons... oh, hey, by the way, this is spiff, 
*NOT* k-spiff, so, if you see a _spiff on #ansi, please don't /msg me asking 
if it's k-spiff, if it's him, he'll have a K.

Hmm.. musical kicks : sonic youth - dirty, mudhoney - piece of cake, 
alice in chains - sap, dinosaur jr - where you been?, pavement - crooked rain
crooked rain, jane's addiction - ritual de lo habitual, hole - live through
this, nirvana - bleach - in utero - nevermind - unhappy, bush - 16 stone.

that should give you some idea of how much of my life i wasted making this :>
i listened to all those albums at least twice all the way through while
programming this.. WAY TOO MUCH TIME on my hands...

OkAY. N0W SpiFf WouLd lik3 T0 Gr33t :: m0gel, m0rpheus (sPamFx r00lZ!!1!!11!),
beaner, edicius (jonas is rad!), pale (i owe ya one), cyberdemon, iczer-1, 
kamui, evil ernie, epidemic, sky blazer, enigmatic, mrplow, dash, dark phiber,
crank (still love you), all the freaks in #ansi (make art for spamfx!), 
sd, napalm death, subzero, k-spiff (make us a rad ascii!), tripe (thanks for 
the ansi), iv, iq, dimebag (emigre is just as rad as jonas... er.. well, 
almost), smooth, the wizard of id, tnothing, quisling, kaine, UNITED...
and.. umm.. i guess anyone else i forgot that i like :>

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88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888
`"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888   'leet
a,   Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888   member
`"8ad8P'a888a  a88a *a888aa88a   a888a  listing

spiff;
morpheus; (*)
black francis;
end.

(*) member is a vegetarian.  He would not approve of the consumtion of spam,
if it were actually a meat.

umm.. that's all for a while. if you wanna hang with us call the spamfx whq :
Goat Blowers Anonymous at 215-750-0392. Umm.. there are no distros, to get
our stuff call there, or you can ftp to ns.interactive.net:/ebm/coding/spamfx
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                         but.. who gets the cow?
